Cells

Generally there are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body.  The United States debt is 20 trillion dollars.   When these numbers match, there will be nobody to call!

Casino

In President Trump's first life, he learned his management skills by owning a casino: he knows how to double down, go all in, bluff, and fold...perfect!

Disappointment

When a Liberal is disappointed, he says he tried his best.  When a Conservative is disappointed, he says he failed.  Which one are you?

Journalism

I wish a Quote from a old TV program would become todays Journalism Motto.
"Just the Facts, Ma'am"

Computer

Today, I saw the sun rise - heard a dog bark - and witnessed a snowflake hit the ground - my computer is broken!!

Grown Ups

Where have all the grown ups gone, long time passing?
Where have all the grown ups gone, long time ago?
They went to the Trump Cabinet!  

Postmortem

The autopsy reveals that Secretary Hillary Clinton did not lose the election because of a weak message, or the lack of time spent in the battle-ground states, but because President Obama doubled our national debt!    Hillary needed more state-supported Medicaid Obamacare patients and more people receiving food stamps.  Thank God.

Political Correctness

The last Political correct statement --- "Be an American and earn it"

Election

Unbelievable!  The celebrity/elite support of Hillary Clinton has completely destroyed President Obama's legacy.  Elections have positive consequences.

Political Campaign

Can you define Donald Trump?  Yes!  Donald Trump.

Can you define Hillary Clinton?  Yes!  What day is it?

Puerto Rico

Listen and Learn:  It was not an earthquake, forest fire, or flash flood that resulted in Puerto Rico seeking bankruptcy protection.  It was poor Democratic leadership period! 

State Department

When you wake up on the Right side of the bed, you'll realize that the U.S. State Department has failed.  Namely, Syrians are walking aimlessly throughout Europe, Iranians will establish a Nuclear Weapon System, Britain will go it alone. Wow!!