Million Dollars

 We just made a million dollars, we dropped Facebook and subscripted to a Business Channel!

Restroom

When visiting a public restroom, you will notice a sign that says "Employees must wash their hands". Perhaps, it should it be changed to say "Everybody should wash their hands"

Room

 What is the most important room? It's not the Oval Office, Emergency Room or the United Nations Assembly Hall. It's the Kitchen, where people talk-eat-debate and mostly smile!