Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Senator Barack Obama--populist gone wild!
Senator John McCain--what's today's date?

Congress has reached its summer recess। Finally the energy plan is at hand। Gather two sticks, and begin rubbing them together। If you're unaware of the technique, lessons will be given on alternate Wednesdays in your local Social Security Office and Motor Vehicle Division।

Hey, spend the money--save the memories!