Friday, February 16, 2018

Border Security

The Border Wall has no pension, no medical benefits, no family leave time, no vacation time, and it lasts 100 years.  Perfect.

Friday, January 19, 2018

News

Simply, don't swing at the curve ball, it's Fake News!

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Ethics

The Ethics Committee within the United States Congress meets in a small room where counterfeit people are made real.  Really?

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Health Insurance

It takes easily forty years to become a good Doctor. When the government's Single Payor System arrives, Doctors will lose their autonomy, their ability to treatment plan, and their relationship with their patients.   So, Plumbers will perform by-pass surgery and Masons will perform knee and hip replacements.  Kiss Longevity Good BYE!!!

Class Warfare

Yes, there are two Americas:, not the rich verses the poor, but the kind, considerate, courageous hard worker verses the Wackos!

Monday, May 29, 2017

Cells

Generally there are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body.  The United States debt is 20 trillion dollars.   When these numbers match, there will be nobody to call!

Casino

In President Trump's first life, he learned his management skills by owning a casino: he knows how to double down, go all in, bluff, and fold...perfect!

Disappointment

When a Liberal is disappointed, he says he tried his best.  When a Conservative is disappointed, he says he failed.  Which one are you?

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Journalism

I wish a Quote from a old TV program would become todays Journalism Motto.
"Just the Facts, Ma'am"

Computer

Today, I saw the sun rise - heard a dog bark - and witnessed a snowflake hit the ground - my computer is broken!!

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Grown Ups

Where have all the grown ups gone, long time passing?
Where have all the grown ups gone, long time ago?
They went to the Trump Cabinet!  

Postmortem

The autopsy reveals that Secretary Hillary Clinton did not lose the election because of a weak message, or the lack of time spent in the battle-ground states, but because President Obama doubled our national debt!    Hillary needed more state-supported Medicaid Obamacare patients and more people receiving food stamps.  Thank God.