toothpaste

Hey Dems:   Open your front door and place a sign that everyone is "welcome" see how fast you run out of toothpaste!  Hello!!!

Life

Define the phrase "It's worth the price of admission"  Simply, being alive and well!

Heaven

Wow!    Did you see that God made you a Heir today!!!

Swamp

Did you ever wonder why on television the Political Figure is seen from the waist up?  See, if the camera scrolled down you would see them knee deep in the "Swamp"

Fake News

So many discerning Candidates, but the 2019 Fake News Award goes to.................................!

Free Tuition

Free Public College Tuition:   In my opinion, anything free is either obsolete, useless, or broken.  So, Bernie, as a employer I plan not to hire anyone from this type of institution.  Sorry!

Border Wall

Simply, the southern wall makes it fair for those interested in migrating to the United States legally from around the world!!!

Democratic Proposal

Medicare for all!  Perfect: no insurance forms, no waiting . Only problem, there will be no doctors! After years of study, no doctors will accept Medicare fees!  Sorry and Good Luck! Don't get sick!!

Wanted!

Wanted---Socialists, alias Progressives, alias Liberals, alias Democrats, for taking America out of Americans!

Speaker of the House

If Nancy Pelosi was a professor during my college days, and with tuition as high as it is now [taxes],  I would transfer!

Problem Solving / Migration

When confronted with a decision, ask yourself "whose problem is it?" Usually it is not yours! 

Reflection

When people only think of themselves, then who do they thank for everything?