Sit down--take a deep breath--rally your friends--Global Warming is not man made--Yes it's the truth! Now don't you feel better?

Politically, you were sold a bill of goods; no, I bought what I thought I wanted... Exactly.

Helloooo...Economically, the music played, we all danced, but the ballroom closed.

Kitchen table talk - do the math: I need 70% of my income to support my family, 40% for taxes; therefore in 10 years I'll be broke।

Category 10 Hurricane Sarah headed directly to the Democratic Party

Free time is the ultimate peace of mind
Criticism without solution is the ultimate waste of time

Knock, knock. Why am I not here? Convenience.How can I reconcile convenience? Roe v Wade!

Oh! Hey, Wall Street and Main Street are the same--wake up!

Funny, when you read a book about God you never get to the end!

In life we all travel different routes, only to reach the same destination।

Interestingly, we learn more about our friends by what they don't tell us।

Seriously, very seriously, we are a country that appreciates the "game." We need to win the most important game in our history, not tomorrow, but today. Remember Normandy? Remember the Manhattan project? Remember our quest for the moon? That's who we are. The country and its people with the most energy chips wins!

Senator Barack Obama--populist gone wild!
Senator John McCain--what's today's date?

Congress has reached its summer recess। Finally the energy plan is at hand। Gather two sticks, and begin rubbing them together। If you're unaware of the technique, lessons will be given on alternate Wednesdays in your local Social Security Office and Motor Vehicle Division।

Hey, spend the money--save the memories!

Ah, my last test! I finished Internal Medicine, Hematology, Histology, Anatomy, etc. Now all I need to take is the Civil Servant Test. Since the government will dictate my income, I guess I'll be eligible for the government pension plan, not!

Where is the American in us Americans? We are beginning to fail to recognize true leadership and we don't think; it's become too hard.

Wow. Wow. Congress is in session. All those who denied our American corporations the opportunity to explore our energy resources, please stand and remain standing. Your names will be recorded and reported to your constituents. Ah, please, please remain standing!

Talk about discrimination, we probably have billions of cells in our body, all functioning independently, but collectively they enable us to put one foot in front of the other and one thought after another. The cells are different in size, functionality, and location, but work collectively to get us to the end of the day. So, if you think about discrimination, there shouldn't be any--just look in the mirror.