Friday, December 31, 2010

At year's end, my family and my government are SWIPED OUT! Happy New Year.
Seriously, to enhance the tax base and to lower the debt from both our federal and local governments we need to PRIVATIZE everything; for example: school nurses contracted from local hospitals, school custodians contracted from Marriott Hotels, toll collectors contracted from senior citizen clubs, Department of Education contracted from local private universities, etc. Result: reduction of nepotism/cronyism and reduction of tax-payer pensions! And, by the way, we can fire employees when they perform poorly. What a concept.

Monday, November 1, 2010

We exhumed George, as in Washington. He turned over in his grave. Now what do we do? WE VOTE!

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Remember, with these troubled, unsettled times, Americans would never give up on a good President. The operative word is GOOD!
While covering an entrepreneurial self-made-millionaire symposium a reporter asked: To what do you contribute your success? They answered: We never, ever, access Facebook, never! The reporter replied: Oh Boy, I can’t wait to post that one!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Yes, the long awaited epicenter of “change” has arrived for the Obama administration. Not the debt, unemployment, or the immigration solution, but the firing of a General McChrystal for misspeaking the truth. Truth has a way of making everything “change,” especially in November!
Only in Washington, according to the Congressional Budget Office, each $1 spent on unemployment benefits equals $1.90 in economic output. Therefore, it befits each American to be on the unemployment line—we’re heading there anyway.
Mr. Mayor, build a Mosque near the World Trade Center site and dedicate it on 9/11 and kiss Tourism goodbye!!!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Finally some R & R: Rhetoric vs. Reality. Once the media defines the difference, then I'll Rest & Relax!

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Second question. Mr. President, why, in your opinion, is there rioting and murder in the streets of Greece? Hum, I don’t quite understand, they have free health care, great pension relief, and free education. I just don’t understand. Next question?

Sunday, April 18, 2010

A National radio personality says “Liberalism is a Mental Disorder.” Funny at first, but the initial symptom is giving away your hard earned money to someone else. STAY HEALTHY MY FRIEND!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A leading University has introduced a new Academic Discipline entitled "Commonsense."
Topics include: Buy What You Can Afford, Save for a Rainy Day, Study Hard, No Financial Aid Available.
Good night John Boy, good night Bobby Joe, good night Mary Ellen, good night Grandma, good night Daddy, Good bye Israel.
As promised, THIS Administration has transformed OUR country into something I can’t recognize. For instance, THIS Administration has passed the most dramatic legislation in history that will change the future of America, without ONE vote from the minority party! I thought that the President represented ALL of us. Think again!!!

Monday, February 22, 2010

By the way the Gibbs’ White House Press Conference will be moved to the Children’s Hour.
Forget ”Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” – Just ask, are you willing to die on the battlefield to protect future generations of Americans?

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Mathematically: How do we prove that President Bush destroyed the Democratic Party? Simply: Bush (Y8) + ( I + A + K ) M = Obama Shear Brilliance!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Our country is falling BEHIND on the things that can keep us AHEAD.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

CEOs are evaluated by the breath of their appointments, e.g. Walt Disney’s Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Pluto as compared to Barack Obama’s Biden, Napolitano and Holder. There is no comparison!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

For an Administration that favors wind mills over nuclear power, basement apartments over nursing homes, and golf over national security, we can only pray that November comes early this year.
Thanks to God --- Nobody is wrong forever!