A National radio personality says “Liberalism is a Mental Disorder.” Funny at first, but the initial symptom is giving away your hard earned money to someone else. STAY HEALTHY MY FRIEND!

A leading University has introduced a new Academic Discipline entitled "Commonsense."
Topics include: Buy What You Can Afford, Save for a Rainy Day, Study Hard, No Financial Aid Available.

Good night John Boy, good night Bobby Joe, good night Mary Ellen, good night Grandma, good night Daddy, Good bye Israel.

As promised, THIS Administration has transformed OUR country into something I can’t recognize. For instance, THIS Administration has passed the most dramatic legislation in history that will change the future of America, without ONE vote from the minority party! I thought that the President represented ALL of us. Think again!!!

By the way the Gibbs’ White House Press Conference will be moved to the Children’s Hour.

Forget ”Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” – Just ask, are you willing to die on the battlefield to protect future generations of Americans?

Mathematically: How do we prove that President Bush destroyed the Democratic Party? Simply: Bush (Y8) + ( I + A + K ) M = Obama Shear Brilliance!

Our country is falling BEHIND on the things that can keep us AHEAD.

CEOs are evaluated by the breath of their appointments, e.g. Walt Disney’s Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Pluto as compared to Barack Obama’s Biden, Napolitano and Holder. There is no comparison!

For an Administration that favors wind mills over nuclear power, basement apartments over nursing homes, and golf over national security, we can only pray that November comes early this year.

Thanks to God --- Nobody is wrong forever!

Magician Convention: Tell me the secret. How do you make things completely disappear? What’s the secret? OK I’ll tell you. INFLATION…..