Behind closed doors of the Oval Office, we overheard someone say, God damn you George Bush, you overturned a dictator and created an environment for peace and freedom. All I wanted was to change America into a socialized state. Now people all over the world want freedom and peace! God damn you George Bush.

I'm a bit concerned: Vice President Joseph Biden says Egypt is not a Dictatorship! Majority Leader Harry Reid says the War in Iraq is lost! President Barack Obama says the Economic Recovery is well on track!

When you reach the fork in the road, Left is Easy; Right is Difficult; Always take the Right Way!

At year's end, my family and my government are SWIPED OUT! Happy New Year.

Seriously, to enhance the tax base and to lower the debt from both our federal and local governments we need to PRIVATIZE everything; for example: school nurses contracted from local hospitals, school custodians contracted from Marriott Hotels, toll collectors contracted from senior citizen clubs, Department of Education contracted from local private universities, etc. Result: reduction of nepotism/cronyism and reduction of tax-payer pensions! And, by the way, we can fire employees when they perform poorly. What a concept.

We exhumed George, as in Washington. He turned over in his grave. Now what do we do? WE VOTE!

Remember, with these troubled, unsettled times, Americans would never give up on a good President. The operative word is GOOD!

While covering an entrepreneurial self-made-millionaire symposium a reporter asked: To what do you contribute your success? They answered: We never, ever, access Facebook, never! The reporter replied: Oh Boy, I can’t wait to post that one!

Yes, the long awaited epicenter of “change” has arrived for the Obama administration. Not the debt, unemployment, or the immigration solution, but the firing of a General McChrystal for misspeaking the truth. Truth has a way of making everything “change,” especially in November!

Only in Washington, according to the Congressional Budget Office, each $1 spent on unemployment benefits equals $1.90 in economic output. Therefore, it befits each American to be on the unemployment line—we’re heading there anyway.

Mr. Mayor, build a Mosque near the World Trade Center site and dedicate it on 9/11 and kiss Tourism goodbye!!!

Finally some R & R: Rhetoric vs. Reality. Once the media defines the difference, then I'll Rest & Relax!

Second question. Mr. President, why, in your opinion, is there rioting and murder in the streets of Greece? Hum, I don’t quite understand, they have free health care, great pension relief, and free education. I just don’t understand. Next question?