Donald Trump

Donald Trump has been delegated to take the garbage out of Washington.

Pope Francis

It's not for me to say, Pope Francis, but stay spiritual and leave the politics to someone else.

Progressives

Sometime in the middle of the night, the Liberals rebranded themselves as Progressives.  However, if it quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

Attitude

Oddly, you can't drive forward while looking in the rear-view mirror.

The Clintons

The liberal Democrats painted Governor Romney as "out of touch with the American people" because he was rich, however the Clintons have more money!

Haves & Have Nots

The liberal Left expects the "have nots" to be taken care of by the "haves."  But the "haves" have left!

Isis

Did you know that an Isis family moved down the street?  They seem like nice people. What?

Obamacare

Know I now why President Obama brought Obamacare to the American people. He's divided us, created a massive budget deficit, developed a social network that will eventually implode upon itself and all while using a gift of shallow rhetoric. He's made us all sick!!!
 

Money

What is money good for?  It gives you the opportunity to take the time to do something else!

Embarrassment

OMG!  Our President has successfully insulted the leaders of Canada, Israel, and France, all within the same month.  He has established a foreign policy on the fly and orchestrated useless political rallies. He wants community college tuition to be free and he recently interviewed nonentities on YouTube.  He has increased the debt to $18 Trillion.  WAE!  (what an embarrassment) LOL! The joke is on us.

Icebox

As a result of Vice President Biden's missteps, he's been allocated to the Icebox!  Leon Panetta thawed out a month ago!  Hillary Clinton, after she fell and hit her head, spent time in the Icebox! Colin Powell is frozen solid!  What's going on?

Gun Control

Ideologically speaking, it is not a big leap to realize that thousands of innocent people will be slaughtered by Isis terrorists.  The world pauses as the present American administration, with its philosophy of no boots, no guns, waits: the ultimate gun control measure! Sorry kurds, don't lose your heads.