Drug Overdose

175 Americans die of a drug overdose each day, that equals 63,875 each year, and that equals 22  9/11s.    Do you hear me Now!

Border Security

The Border Wall has no pension, no medical benefits, no family leave time, no vacation time, and it lasts 100 years.  Perfect.

News

Simply:  Don't swing at the curve ball; it's Fake News!

Ethics

The Ethics Committee within the United States Congress meets in a small room where counterfeit people are made real.  Really?

Health Insurance

It takes easily forty years to become a good Doctor. When the government's Single Payer System arrives, Doctors will lose their autonomy, their ability to treatment plan, and their relationship with their patients.   So, Plumbers will perform by-pass surgery, and Masons will perform knee and hip replacements.  Kiss Longevity Good BYE!!!

Class Warfare

Yes, there are two Americas:, not the rich versus the poor, but the kind, considerate, courageous, hard workers versus the Wackos!

Cells

Generally there are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body.  The United States debt is 20 trillion dollars.   When these numbers match, there will be nobody to call!

Casino

In President Trump's first life, he learned his management skills by owning a casino: he knows how to double down, go all in, bluff, and fold...perfect!

Disappointment

When a Liberal is disappointed, he says he tried his best.  When a Conservative is disappointed, he says he failed.  Which one are you?

Journalism

I wish a Quote from a old TV program would become todays Journalism Motto.
"Just the Facts, Ma'am"

Computer

Today, I saw the sun rise - heard a dog bark - and witnessed a snowflake hit the ground - my computer is broken!!

Grown Ups

Where have all the grown ups gone, long time passing?
Where have all the grown ups gone, long time ago?
They went to the Trump Cabinet!