Monday, February 22, 2010

By the way the Gibbs’ White House Press Conference will be moved to the Children’s Hour.
Forget ”Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” – Just ask, are you willing to die on the battlefield to protect future generations of Americans?

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Mathematically: How do we prove that President Bush destroyed the Democratic Party? Simply: Bush (Y8) + ( I + A + K ) M = Obama Shear Brilliance!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Our country is falling BEHIND on the things that can keep us AHEAD.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

CEOs are evaluated by the breath of their appointments, e.g. Walt Disney’s Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Pluto as compared to Barack Obama’s Biden, Napolitano and Holder. There is no comparison!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

For an Administration that favors wind mills over nuclear power, basement apartments over nursing homes, and golf over national security, we can only pray that November comes early this year.
Thanks to God --- Nobody is wrong forever!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Magician Convention: Tell me the secret. How do you make things completely disappear? What’s the secret? OK I’ll tell you. INFLATION…..

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

By definition, Terrorists have Terrorist Friends. Therefore the judge, jury and prosecuting attorneys and their families who preside over the 9/11 trials, to be held in New York City, will need full time personal protection for the rest of their lives. Where will the money come from: President Obama’s travel allowance, the Stimulus Plan, New York taxes??? Wake Up America--- Keep them in Gitmo!!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Next item: The American Entrepreneurial Spirit---Going once-Going twice- Sold to the Obama Administration. Please pay the Creditor!
Notice: GOD is under the weather. Please pray for his well being. Thank You!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Some people have The Gift- stay close to them.