By definition, Terrorists have Terrorist Friends. Therefore the judge, jury and prosecuting attorneys and their families who preside over the 9/11 trials, to be held in New York City, will need full time personal protection for the rest of their lives. Where will the money come from: President Obama’s travel allowance, the Stimulus Plan, New York taxes??? Wake Up America--- Keep them in Gitmo!!!

Next item: The American Entrepreneurial Spirit---Going once-Going twice- Sold to the Obama Administration. Please pay the Creditor!

Notice: GOD is under the weather. Please pray for his well being. Thank You!

Some people have The Gift- stay close to them.

President Obama’s Iranian strategy: Threaten to threaten the Iranian government with a big threat when he believes it’s time to threaten them. Sir can you say that again; I can’t see you through the smoke!

Excuse me; did I hear you say that a person surfaces three times before he drowns? Are you a Lifeguard or an Economist??

Once Journalists recognize truth and report it, this Administration will implode into a tremendous Black Hole. Hold on tight!

Recently surfaced documents found in a small closet in Philadelphia revealed: Life, Liberty, The Pursuit of Happiness, and The right to make your own bed. Interesting!

Enough already!!! Signed: The Founding Fathers.

Kids welcome to your first day of Kindergarten. Before we play with the blocks, remember that our government does not create wealth; only private industry can create wealth. OK let’s play!

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Coliseum! Today’s topic: How to enjoy a well-funded Pension Plan. Raise your hand if you do not work for the government. Raise your hand. Can anyone hear me--my microphone must be broken! Next week’s topic: The ever-increasing Property Tax Rates.

Fact or folly: I have done my homework-- America's future debt is astronomical. China owns it. We can't do to them what the government did to the Chrysler bond holders. Therefore, eventually we'll need to cede the western States to China. Zaijian California, Washington, and Oregon.