Swift Boating

Swift Boating is defined as:  the act of discrediting an opponent with outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions. Senator Reid says the "right" is swift boating Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl but, remember, Senator Reid said that Governor Mitt Romney did not pay his taxes.  Time for Senator Reid to take a Spring/Medical Break!

Hillary Clinton

This is your Captain speaking:  Do you wonder why airplanes do not often fly into mountains?  One reason is that mandatory retirement age for commercial pilots is 65 years old.  During the campaign season, Hillary will be older than that!  Fasten your seat belts; the country is headed for a mountain.

Greed

We isolated him through sheer diligence and determination, the only man that doesn't daily try to beat the system.  Wow.

Pay Inequality

Companies of all sizes have a finite amount available for salaries, usually a percentage of revenue.  So if you give more to one, you'll have to take some away from another. Make any sense to you?

Education

Little Johnny is planning a Class Action Suit against his Principal, the Superintendent, and the Teacher's Union for fraud and malfeasance. He claims that we are 24th in the world in Math and Science and that the children of Chinese custodial workers are better educationally prepared than the children of American Ceos.  "Go Johnny Go!"

Natural Debt

Guess what?   If you bought every house in the United States, your house, your neighbor's house, every house on the block in your county and in every state in the Union, you would need 24 trillion dollars--just 6.5 trillion dollars more than the natural debt.  Hard to imagine!  "Just Say No'' begins to have a different meaning.

Income Inequality

Knock Knock:  Whose there? "Financial Conservative" Go to the front door.                                            
Knock Knock:  Whose there? " Liberal" Sorry, you're on your own!!

Tax Payer

Advice to a young politician:  Stand up for the tax payer and prove it!!! And, by the way, the sum of your experiences equals your character.

Propagandist

I can't remember who was the propagandist during the Hitler years. Was it John Podesta or Joseph Goebbels? You know, the man who changed opinions,  like the war on women, or a minimum wage argument, while, in fact, the country bled internally.  Oh, I know!  

Analyze This

The murders in Benghazi have not been solved; America's relationship with Syria is directed by the Russians;  IRS picks and chooses winners; Israel feels betrayed; no matter what, there will always be Americans uninsured:  the only conclusion is impeachment or revolution.

Memories

We all remember where we were when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated, we remember where we were on 9/11, and soon we'll remember the day when the can reaches the end of the road.

Albert Einstein

Today, all information is available at the sound of a click, but Albert Einstein only used a piece of chalk!