He’s available; he has a great deal of experience; we’ll hire him to fix the Social Security System; after all, it’s a great Ponzi scheme.

Let’s fix the healthcare system to save money.
Let’s fix the educational system to save money.
Let’s fix the automotive industry to save money.
Let’s fix the military to save money.
Let’s fix Congress; we have no money!

Where are my car keys--damn you George Bush!

Do you wonder why there are 50 states in the Union. Our Founding Fathers were ingenious--we can move to any one of the three successful ones at any time!

Today both public and private unions are stronger—I worked 18 hours a day, strived for good grades, made money. Now I’m going on strike—I’ll let the government workers pay the bills.

Congressional Fire Drill—all members locate rear door asap; the American people are storming the front door!

Listen up, the fundamentals of the economy are just fine-you and me!

God bless our political leadership. Their low-income housing program is a complete success: we all live there!

Sit down--take a deep breath--rally your friends--Global Warming is not man made--Yes it's the truth! Now don't you feel better?

Politically, you were sold a bill of goods; no, I bought what I thought I wanted... Exactly.

Helloooo...Economically, the music played, we all danced, but the ballroom closed.

Kitchen table talk - do the math: I need 70% of my income to support my family, 40% for taxes; therefore in 10 years I'll be broke।

Category 10 Hurricane Sarah headed directly to the Democratic Party

Free time is the ultimate peace of mind
Criticism without solution is the ultimate waste of time

Knock, knock. Why am I not here? Convenience.How can I reconcile convenience? Roe v Wade!

Oh! Hey, Wall Street and Main Street are the same--wake up!