Free psychiatric examinations for liberals- first available appointment is after the November election. Thank you

I gotta go. Go where? To Basic. Basic what? Basic Training. Training for what? The government-sponsored Class Warfare Program.

Does tomorrow’s early morning meeting to fix the healthcare system include invitations to practicing physicians? If not, it’s like sending second graders to war.

He’s available; he has a great deal of experience; we’ll hire him to fix the Social Security System; after all, it’s a great Ponzi scheme.

Let’s fix the healthcare system to save money.
Let’s fix the educational system to save money.
Let’s fix the automotive industry to save money.
Let’s fix the military to save money.
Let’s fix Congress; we have no money!

Where are my car keys--damn you George Bush!

Do you wonder why there are 50 states in the Union. Our Founding Fathers were ingenious--we can move to any one of the three successful ones at any time!

Today both public and private unions are stronger—I worked 18 hours a day, strived for good grades, made money. Now I’m going on strike—I’ll let the government workers pay the bills.

Congressional Fire Drill—all members locate rear door asap; the American people are storming the front door!

Listen up, the fundamentals of the economy are just fine-you and me!

God bless our political leadership. Their low-income housing program is a complete success: we all live there!

Sit down--take a deep breath--rally your friends--Global Warming is not man made--Yes it's the truth! Now don't you feel better?