Climate Change

As President Obama heads to the Climate-Change Summit, I'm sure he has factored in that there are less people in our world due to Islamic terrorism.

Pre-K

Did you see the new pre-K curriculum?  Individualism part 1, Personal Accountability part 1, wow, don't we wish!

Socialists/Progressives

Did you ever notice that, with 7.2 billion people in our world, nobody looks and acts exactly the same.  When will the Socialists/Progressives realize this?

Planned Parenthood

Water boarding is designed to protect future generations.  Planned Parenthood is designed to destroy future generations.

Poverty

In a paragraph or less, explain how one becomes powerless and a member of the poverty class?

Donald Trump

Donald Trump has been delegated to take the garbage out of Washington.

Pope Francis

It's not for me to say, Pope Francis, but stay spiritual and leave the politics to someone else.

Progressives

Sometime in the middle of the night, the Liberals rebranded themselves as Progressives.  However, if it quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

Attitude

Oddly, you can't drive forward while looking in the rear-view mirror.

The Clintons

The liberal Democrats painted Governor Romney as "out of touch with the American people" because he was rich, however the Clintons have more money!

Haves & Have Nots

The liberal Left expects the "have nots" to be taken care of by the "haves."  But the "haves" have left!

Isis

Did you know that an Isis family moved down the street?  They seem like nice people. What?

Obamacare

Know I now why President Obama brought Obamacare to the American people. He's divided us, created a massive budget deficit, developed a social network that will eventually implode upon itself and all while using a gift of shallow rhetoric. He's made us all sick!!!
 

Money

What is money good for?  It gives you the opportunity to take the time to do something else!

Embarrassment

OMG!  Our President has successfully insulted the leaders of Canada, Israel, and France, all within the same month.  He has established a foreign policy on the fly and orchestrated useless political rallies. He wants community college tuition to be free and he recently interviewed nonentities on YouTube.  He has increased the debt to $18 Trillion.  WAE!  (what an embarrassment) LOL! The joke is on us.