Does tomorrow’s early morning meeting to fix the healthcare system include invitations to practicing physicians? If not, it’s like sending second graders to war.

He’s available; he has a great deal of experience; we’ll hire him to fix the Social Security System; after all, it’s a great Ponzi scheme.

Let’s fix the healthcare system to save money.
Let’s fix the educational system to save money.
Let’s fix the automotive industry to save money.
Let’s fix the military to save money.
Let’s fix Congress; we have no money!

Where are my car keys--damn you George Bush!

Do you wonder why there are 50 states in the Union. Our Founding Fathers were ingenious--we can move to any one of the three successful ones at any time!