Boats

 Did you hear?  No more motor boats, no more engine assisted sail boats, no marinas, no river cruisers, no Caribbean and Mediterranean cruisers, no cargo ships etc etc   Why? Simply they are powered by gas/Diesel engines. Oh come on! 

Step Aside

 Listen:  With our  preeminent past and are unrelenting future, we as Democrats, Republicans and Independents must ask President Biden and Vice President Harris to step aside. To lose our history and future would be hard to experience. So let us unearth the Ghosts within the White House and collectively work to bring America back as we remember it! 

Drilling

 Did you hear that a young women in a prestigious institution has developed a pollution free gas combustion  engine. It only emits oxygen! Unbelievable! Secretary Kerry and President Biden have yet returned her call.

Honesty

 Funny, most people can not admit when they are wrong, usually they are Politicians! 

Government

 I just realized that my parents were the Government-I'am angry, sad and beside myself!!!

Global Warming

There is a thought that reducing the temperature of the world, as professed by the climate change experts, will change the evolutional DNA of the Honey Bee resulting in less food for the human species. 

Mathematical Illusion

 Apparently, we were not taught in Grammar School that a trillion seconds equal 31,688 years and that a 1.7 trillion stimulus "Bill"will bankrupt our Grandchildren's future. Think!!!

Field Trip

The people organized a field trip for the Biden Administration, The Defense Department and The Intelligence Agency. They visited Arlington National Cemetery where no man or women is ever left behind! Afterwards, the People asked for their immediate resignation. Lets wait and see...

  

Afghanistan

I have not heard any news from my Uncle Harry, an American citizen, who was last seen in Afghanistan.  Perhaps the Post Office is closed or the Cell Tower is faulty or worse he lost his Head!

What?

When asked about "Personal Responsibility," President Biden and Vice President Harris said  please stop back and we will address that point in the future.  In the meantime everything will be easy and free. What?

Surprise Party

 Johnny does not believe in God, only Karma. I can't wait for his "Surprise Party!"

Survey

When asked "What party would you vote for" the illegal immigrates at our southern border responded by saying,  "The Republicans." They said that they wanted a better life for themselves and their family. President Biden responded "Build the Wall!"